The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award: Mimi!!!!!

June 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When is Mimi going to break open her giant Hello Kitty piggy bank and buy a shit load of stock in Adobe? Nobody loves Photoshop the way Mimi does. Photoshop should pay homage to their #1 client by renaming themselves MimiShop. It’s the least they can do.

If Adobe ever went out of business, Mimi’s rainbow ass would melt down into a puddle liquefied Skittles.

This is the cover for Mimi’s new album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel….Who Becomes Perfect Thanks To Photoshop.” Mimi explained the cover of Twitter: “The reason I chose to use 3 images for the cover is cos there are a lot of different emotions and stories revealed on this album. I knew…”

Um. Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: “I have the farts.” However, her Hello Titties are delivering in the raw emotion department. In picture one they are saying to each other: “I loves you.” In picture two they are saying: “Hmmm…I’m kind of mad at you.” In picture three they are saying: “I HATE YOU!”

VIA MariahDaily

Tags: Mariah Carey, Photoshop Awards

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