Feeling A Little Nippy?

June 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Yesterday, I applauded Heather Graham for wearing a “one dolla to make you holla” dress to the Dublin premiere of The Hangover. At today’s London premiere of the movie, Heather stayed with the whole sex-worker theme by wearing this stripper floor gown. A professional snatch shaker would usually wear a luxurious gown like this when she’s begging tricks for lap dances. Heather’s booby boners added an extra touch of class to this already elegant ensemble. Speaking of Heather’s nipples…

Is it just me or do they roll around her breasts? In one picture, her nipple is chilling out on the east side of her breast. In another, it’s back in the center. It would actually be kind of fun if you had nipples that moved around like that. When you’re really bored, you could lay on your bed and try to roll your nipple into the correct spot. It would be like having your own personal labyrinth game on your chest!

Tags: Crackheads, Elegance Has A Name, Hookers

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