Courtney Thinks Pamela Is Trash, Basically

April 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

File this under: The crackpipe calling the hep stick WHITE TRASH. That made no sense, but just take a bong hit and roll with it. My one brain cell is on Saturday mode.

So, Courtney Love took a break from barfing up all her whippit-infused schizo thoughts on Twitter, to talk to Page Six about the current state of Pamela Anderson. CLove said, “Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”

Doesn’t Courtney Love have a credit score of like negative infinity, because “mysterious thieves” (aka her nostrils) ransacked Kurt Cobain’s estate and stole millions upon millions of dollars? Court can’t even get one of those fake credit cards they send you in junk mail. And if she did, you know that crazy would try to use it! CLove needs to stop! You know that bitch is temporarily living in the septic tank under the toilet in Pamela’s Malibu trailer. Stop putting on airs!

Tags: Courtney Love, Girlfriend Please, Pamela Anderson

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