Dreamboat Misses Kate Moss

March 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When Dreamboat Doherty is sitting in front of a broken mirror, he softly weeps to himself, because he’s expecting the hand of Kate Moss to cut the lines or lick the residue off one of his crack sores in his nose. And Kate’s no longer there. And that’s sad. Dreamy was hoping to woo Kate back at Lily Allen’s show, but Lily’s whores put a stop to that fuckery! Dumb bitches got in the way of crack’s favorite couple getting back together.

Dreamy told Q Magazine that he was upset about it, “I wanted to see Lily Allen play the other week. But her label EMI got in touch and said, ‘We don’t want you there because Kate Moss will be there and it will take attention away from Lily. Can you not go? I was so insulted. I don’t know. I think I would have been courteous enough. Then I’d probably have headbutted her new boyfriend, put her over my shoulder and run off. I miss her. And I would like to speak to her.”

Jamie Hince has been warned. A headbutt from Dreamy will give him a permanent case of hair maggots. Bitch better wear a bar of soap around his neck at all times to ward off The Doherty.

Fuck Lily, fuck Jamie and fuck Kate too! Dreamy doesn’t need that shit. Kate is a bad influence on him! He’s as pristine as my no-no on a Sunday now and the last thing he needs is that drunk ass snagtooth whore to fuck up all his good work!

In a few months, she’ll be back on her knees, begging Dreamy back. I hope he carefully puts the bible down, excuses himself from the sick orphans he was reading to and kindly tells Kate to fuck the fuck off!

VIA MTV UK

Tags: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

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