Blaaaaake Is Freeeeeeeee!

February 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Hide your crack rocks and stash away your pipes, because Blaaaake has been freed from the chokey! The drug dealers will be holding a parade later today in Camden to celebrate this joyous occasion! Let’s all OD and do the heroin shimmy seizure in his honor!

According to The Sun, Amy Wino’s Blaaaake was released from prison this morning in Suffolk. He was originally sent to the clink last July for 27 months, because he bribed a witness in a trial. This past November, Blaaake was sent to rehab, but went right back after he failed a drug test.

The Crackie of the Caribbean couldn’t make Blaaaake’s welcome party outside of the prison, because she’s busy scaring off the tourists in St. Lucia. Instead, his mommy was there to pick him up and take him away. There’s no word on where Blaaaaake is heading next. I’m guessing he’ll show up in a crackhouse near you.

And if you pick up a shell and put it to your ear, you can probably hear Wino screaming “Blaaaaaaaake” from St. Lucia.

Tags: Amy Winehouse, Crackheads, Fergie

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