Lisa Loeb Is A Wife!

February 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Remember Lisa Loeb? Her voice was most likely a major part of your life in 1994, because that “Stay” song fucking stayed in your head for the entire year. You couldn’t escape it!

After the virus known as Stay terrorized the world, Lisa moved on to some other music shit, but that didn’t really pan out, because she ended up doing that reality show on E! a few years ago. The show followed her ass around as she tried to land a man! Well, bitch’s search has ended.

Lisa married Roey Hershkovitz, the music supervisor for Late Night with Conan O’Brien, yesterday in NYC. The two started officially boning two years ago. They got engaged this past November.

People has all the amazing and totally interesting wedding details like what kind of flowers she fucking carried and what they pigged out on. Fascinating.

Besides the Stay shit, I can’t say a bad thing about Lisa. That’s why I need to slap my eyeballs for the porny thoughts that enter my head when I think about her. I can’t fucking help it, but whenever I see a picture of her, I automatically think of (NSFW, obviously) CumCoveredGlasses.Net. I think that’s the real reason glasses were invented.

And guttertrashmind is a serious illness. Thankfully, there’s no cure!

Tags: Hotness, Weddings

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