Jessica Simpson Needs To Stop

January 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Okay, Jessica Simpson is totally doing this on purpose. Why would she continue to wear shit that makes her look like she was cut from the same back fat roll as Beth Chapman? The right to wear rubber (or whatever the hell that is) leggings should be approved by a court of law. Papa Joe is probably behind this. He stuffed her sausage thighs into that shit, because he knew she would need help getting out of them. He’s going to cut them off with his razor tongue. Ugh.

I feel like she’s dressing this way because she hoped the tabloids would play the knocked up card, but instead everyone is throwing the “U SO FAT” shit at her. Homegirl even performed barefoot to give the tabloids an easy cover: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT. I don’t think she’s knocked up. I just think it’s famewhore bloat.

Here’s more of Jessica wearing a truly unfortunate outfit while performing in Virginia last night.

Tags: Fug, Jessica Simpson, Rehab

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