A Long Way From The Basement
December 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Since it’s the season of giving, Beyonce probably “accidentally” left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald’s. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn’t wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael’s discount bin. She’s actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn’t speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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