Caan Peen!

We’re all in need of an end of day peen break! Skip the caffeine and have yourself some wang instead.

Today’s is brought to you by Scott Caan. I’ve actually pondered what Little Man Caan’s peen is like. The dude is like the size of a small Travelocity troll. I’m not even joking. Okay, he’s 5’5″, but I pictured him with a tiny taquito dick: short and skinny. I’m sort of surprised that his twig and berries are the size of a normal man’s! Miniature dudes sometimes have miniature bits.

Now, I didn’t want to waste any of my Happy Hour coins on buying the pictures (cheap I am), so run on over to Defamer to see the goods. His golden beets look so soft too. I bet he rubs them in cocoa butter and serenades them to sleep every night.

And it goes without saying….but I’d hit it every which fucking way. He’d need a step stool to hit it from the back, but lucky for us, I’ve got one of those!