Because We Need To Know About These Things

November 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Katie Price has already told us more than we want to know about Peter Andre’s peen. I could probably draw that shit accurately with all the details she’s given us. She’s told us how wide and how long it is. Now she’s telling us the color. If you happen to be eating a nuked up sausage link, you might want to skip this part.

Kate tells Now! Magazine (via The Sun), “When I go on holiday you’ll never see a bikini shot of me, because I sunbathe naked. I haven’t got any lines at all! That’s why I go to very private places. Peter does too. He’s got a brown willy!”

They really do belong together. His brown willy compliments the shit logs that are always pouring out of her mouth. And I doubt Peter’s peen is brown. You know he totally spray tans that shit. It’s bright orange like a radioactive carrot (don’t even think of Carrot top….DON’T). It was brown when Katie happened to see it, because Peter hadn’t showered yet after “hanging out” with the boys.

Tags: Katie Price, Peter Andre

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