Nicky Holds Her Own Umbrella!

At yesterday’s “Australia” premiere in Sydney, Nicole Kidman actually held her own umbrella. I didn’t know celebwhores were even capable of this. I thought their precious hands were deathly allergic to umbrella handles. Nicky really doesn’t even need an umbrella. Her face is already water-proof. When a rain drop hits her Botoxed mug, it immediately bounces off. It could hail all over her ass and she would barely know it. Shit, there could be a Category 7 around Nicky and her face wouldn’t feel a damn thing.

During last night’s premiere, Nicky also pulled a Saint Angie Jo and said she may want to take a break soon so that she can go off and have more pillow babies. Collect all 4! Nicky said, “I’m in a place in my life where I’ve had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children. There’s many things I want to do besides act.”

Acting? Is that what she calls it? And I love how these dumb bitches basically brag that they have the luxury to stop working while everyone else slaves away in their cubicles, gritting their teeth, trying to make ends meet. Stupid whores. I’m going to tell Nicky exactly what I said to Saint Angie Jo: don’t let the door hit you in your Tupperware mug…. Actually, if the door did hit Nicky in the face, it would bounce off its hinges and possibly hit an innocent person. Yeah, crawl out a window instead, Nicky.

Here’s Botox’s #1 fan with Hugh Jackman at the premiere last night and also with him and her other “Australia” co-star Brandon Walters at a photocall earlier in the day.