Dawn Wiener Did Not Sign Off On This

November 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I owe Todd Solondz a taint cleaning and a bag of my beloved Mother’s ORIGINAL Circus Animal Cookies for bringing me the magic of Dawn Wiener in “Welcome to the Dollhouse,” but I’m not sure how to feel about him now. You see, he’s cast Wonky McValtrex in one of his movies. And it’s not a snuff film!

Todd is working on a follow-up to “Happiness” and it sounds like he took a few long bong hits, threw some names into a pot, pulled them out and that was his cast! In addition to Wonky, the rest of the cast includes: Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling, Ciaran Hinds, Pee Wee Herman, Michael Lerner and Shirley Henderson. They are currently filming this shit in Puerto Rico.

There’s a scene in “Happiness” where a pooch licks up some jizz and then licks on a woman’s face. Maybe Todd wants to re-create that scene using a dumb ho instead of a dog for the sequel and knew Wonky would be the only nasty bitch who would do it for scale?! Why else would he bother casting her ass? Casting a worn-out dildo would’ve made more sense.

Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling sharing a screen with Wonky?! Okay, movie-making people, the fun and games are over. It’s time to pull the plug.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Paris Hilton

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