Alien Princess RiRi On Her Chariot
October 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Alien Princess RiRi looked like a lazy ass Road Runner while riding on a Segway through the fucking mall at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas yesterday. That lazy ass penis head. She’s even making that bear dude pull her! And that Segway is fugly as shit. What is the damn point? If any celebwhore needs to ride on a Segway, it’s Posh, because that ho wears shoes that will be the death of her. Seriously.
And I wasn’t joking when I said RiRi looks like Road Runner. She needs to give him his hair back. She better be careful, because Wile E. Coyote is going to drop a boulder on her tenhead.
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