Lisa Bonet Is Knocked Up

Lisa Bonet is knocked up again and she kept this one a secret for a while. Or maybe bitches just didn’t give an eff.

Lisa tells People that she’s seven months pregnant with her third baby. She says she doesn’t know if she’s having a baby boy or girl and she doesn’t want to find out. “When my friends ask me, I say, ‘I really don’t know. I love the mystery and I trust the mystery about it. It adds a whole other component at the end.”

This is her second child with that hot piece of buttered bacon Jason Momoa. They already have a 14-month-old daughter they call Lola.

The two have only been together 2 years. Damn. They got into the baby making business right away. I don’t blame Denise Huxtable for jumping on that sex train so soon. They’re probably all into hippie sex involving chanting, incense and meditating. That man is a walking orgasm. If he wanted to stick an incense stick in my ass, I’d bend over and chant, “Ommmmmmm.”

Here’s Jason in various states of toplessness. He was in “Baywatch,” but I remember him from the amazing “North Shore.” I don’t know why that show failed. I mean, it had Shannen Doherty and a half-nekkid Jason Momoa in it. It sounded like a sure thing.