Was There A Medic Standing By?

October 5, 2008 / Posted by:

At last night’s NYC premiere of “Changeling,” they probably had a few EMTs and a couple of priests standing by just in case the Brangaloonies started losing their shit. Speaking of, the Brangaloonie on the left looks like she just lost her shit, piss, period juice and a few vital organs from being that close to Saint Angelina. The bitch behind the soiled Brangaloonie is regretting putting himself in that position. After this picture was taken, the shitty ass Brangaloonie probably exploded into a million pieces.

The Sun spotted Saint Angie Jo’s two new tattoos on her arm. She already has the map coordinates for her four kids, so the new tattoos are the coordinates for the twin messiahs. Damn. She’s going to have tattoos running down to her wrist by the end of next year.

Saint Angie Jo brought along her man toy to the premiere because really he had no choice. Go to the premiere or go to purgatory . Those were his choices. And by “purgatory” I mean Jennifer Aniston’s house.

It’s nice to see that Brad Pitt and Saint Angie share the same box of hair dye. That’s so economical of them! They are soooo green. And I don’t really mind the scarf on Brad. I like scarves on everything. The scarf would look better over her mouth…but….shit. I didn’t mean that. Well, it’s been nice knowing all of you. Aniston Hell, here I come!

Before I’m banished, here’s a few more pictures of perfect people being perfect and knowing it last night. I also threw in some pictures of James Haven, because his crazy eyes hypnotized me into doing so.

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