Dancing With Cloris!

Cloris Leachman MUST win “Dancing with the Has-Beens.” Better yet, they should just change the name of the show to “Dancing with Cloris” and send the rest of those boring skanks back to the unemployment line. Well, everyone except Susan Lucci and CHERYL BURKE!! I feel like I need to see more of La Lucci’s Marilyn Monroe impersonation. I’m just waiting for the night where she looks at the judges and coos, “Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul,” and then bursts into “I Wanna Be Loved By You.”

And every show needs a villain and that’s what CHERYL BURKE is there for. I just want to take her sausage thighs and wrap them around the base of her mop head. I HATE HER! Breathe…Michael…..Ok. Back to the star of the show!

Cloris’ did not disappoint last night! It was like watching the episode of “I Love Lucy” where Lucy sneaks into the audition to become one of Ricky’s dancers and hilarity ensues! Cloris doesn’t really dance. She just stumbles around the stage like a drunk memaw looking for more booze. She’s the main reason to watch this shit show.

I think Kim KardASSIAN is going home tonight. She proved just how useless she really is. She has an ass that will make any thong cry and she doesn’t even know how to use it! She should be able to clap for herself with an ass like that.