Less Talk, More Action
Carrie Underwears is still talking caca about Jessica Simpson. That’s what OK! Magazine claims anyway. The two blonde nitwits have been going at it for a while now. Naturally, it’s because of a big douche named Tony Romo. Carrie’s latest insult involves Jessica’s fat ass. Carrie said that, not me.
A source said: “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
Did she say this before fourth period in the home rec room while scribbling on her Pee Chee folder? This is junior high school bullshit all the way. It’s time for Carrie and Jessica to meet behind the gym after lunch and settle this once and for all. But that will never happen.
These bitches are all talk. If they ever ran into each other, it would probably be like a fake bomb exploded in the room. Carrie would tell Jessica that she looks soooo skinny. Jessica would tell Carrie that her hair is so natural looking. You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word “cunt” sleeps under their tongue. Dumb skanks!