Long Live Spaghetti Cat!

August 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Last night, Spaghetti Cat returned to the place that made him an Internet superstar sensation, “The Soup.” Okay, it wasn’t the actual Spaghetti Cat. It was some stuffed animal with beady marble eyes, but if you hug yourself hard enough while watching the clip, you will believe it’s the real Spaghetti Cat.

I am so obsessed with Spaghetti Cat that I tried to get my dumb bitch of a dog to eat with a fork, but he bit my hand instead. He doesn’t have the skills (or Ketamine) that Spaghetti Cat has!

Spaghetti Cat still doesn’t get enough attention! He should host the presidential debate! Naw. Maybe that’s not such a good idea. Dubya would probably show up to try and kiss Spaghetti Cat and steal some of his noodles. Only Joel McHale can kiss Spaghetti Cat.

Spaghetti Cat will dance on a plate of naked spaghetti noodles in my dreams tonight.

Tags: Hotness, Talk Shows

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