He Already Has The Gold Medal In Douchebaggery
August 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Everyone is talking about the Olympics. I’ve even caught my dog humming the Olympic theme every now and again. In honor of the Olympics, NY Magazine asked Diddy if there were a new Olympic sport that he thinks he could win the gold medal in, what would it be? You know he’s been waiting for this question. I’m surprised he didn’t say he would win the gold in “moisturizing the sexy.”
Instead he said, “Who could have sex the longest. I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.”
It would have to be a solo event. He would also get extra points for screaming his own name and cumming douche water.
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