You Don’t Say?

July 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

In their latest issue, UsWeekly shouts from the mountain tops that Saint Angelina conceived through in vitro. You mean to tell me that she didn’t conceive by simply touching her womb with her holy hand?! I don’t believe it!

A source told the magazine that Brad and Angie were desperate for more kids so they tried fertility treatments. Some doctor who didn’t treat Brangie said, “The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits.”

Angie went with the procedure so she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get knocked up. The source went on to say, “She could just knock it out. They were too impatient.” Just knock it out? I bet you Angie used those same words.

Saint Angie is probably always on fertility drugs. You pop a vitamin C in the morning and she pops a fertility pill. Shit, she’s probably pregnant right now….with triplets! The triplets were waiting in the wings while the chosen ones did their thing. In heaven, there’s a huge line of babies waiting for their turn. And you thought the iPhone line was long?

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV

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