He Would’ve Settled For Half A Joint And A Bag Of Funions
July 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Who knew mega stoner Matthew McConaughey was the type to whore out his baby for millions of dollars? He obviously is the type, because TMZ reports that OK! Magazine beat out People for the first photos of Wrangler Jeans or whatever the hell that baby’s name is.
OK! will coughed up 3 million clams for the deal which also includes baby’s first Christmas. He’s not even a week old.
Hopefully, Matthew will take some of that cash and move his family out of the trailer park! I doubt Baby Chic Jeans really wants to sleep in a kitchen drawer. Oh shit! I said Chic Jeans. That was the hottest commercial ever:
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