Foofy Foofy Started Early

July 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

In an interview with Complex.com, 49-year-old Foofy Foofy claims he lost his virginity when he was just 6-years-old. Baby jizz! He sort of explains how it went down, but I do not want to know the nasty details! I don’t need the child touching police knocking on my door, so I’m just going to leave it at that! Here’s what he had to say about this bullshit:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?
Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.
Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

Now, I don’t know if that really counts as “losing his virginity,” but it’s still some fucked up shit. When I was six, I was playing with my Barbies in the bushes, not doing sexy sexy times!

Some things should be kept to yourself. Foofy Foofy doing sex at six is one of them, and me playing with Barbies in the bushes is the other.

Tags: Flavor of Love, Girlfriend Please

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