Hannah Montana Peen Candy

June 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Dlisted reader Monica sent me this picture of Disney’s Hannah Montana Peen candy she found at her local Walmart. This is the best the Disney could do? I mean, they are a whore factory! They could have given us something to really choke on. This shit is just a shorty with Cisco Adler nuts.

Disney should get in touch with the people who make Gummi Lighthouse Peens. Their shit is short, but at least it’s erect.

And yes, Monica and I are both 11-years-old.

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