The Messiahs Are Here…..Maybe

May 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Here we go again….. ETonline is confirming the rumors that Brangelina’s golden twins have landed on earth from the heavens. Now, their confirmation came from a “source” close to Brangie and there’s been no official confirmation. You know the source is Jennifer Aniston. She’s effing with them. Jen is going to tell everyone Brangie named the babies, Home and Wrecker.

Anyway, I haven’t seen a flock of white doves cover the sky yet, so stay tuned….or don’t stay tuned and go eat a stuffed pizza instead. Mmmm….stuffed pizza.

Image Source: Kate Kretz

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