John Mayer Is A “Great Guy”

May 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Friends of Jenny Aniston told Full Disclosure that she can’t stop giggling. One friend said, “She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character.” Yeah, she’s usually a miserable bitch. The reason for Jenny’s newfound happiness is of course John Mayer.

One ex of Mayer’s said that he makes all his girlfriends happy and he’s really hard to get over. Not because he’s such a great guy, but because he’s a really “great” guy. What the hell is this ex talking about? I only speak in slut talk! Give me the goddamn specifics.

The ex went on to say, “His body actually is a wonderland.” Who the fuck says shit like that? I’m guessing we’re talking about his dick size. My dickdar skills tell me Mayer is about a 7, average thickness with floppy, fat nuts. I’d say he’s nothing to scream about. I’d have to give it a test drive to confirm.

I also doubt Jenny cares about dick size. She’s just happy to be with someone that actually returns her calls.

Tags: Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer

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