JLo, Stop With The Sexy Looks

May 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

JLo always has to look like she’s going to deep throat the damn camera when we know very well the bitch doesn’t do that sort of thing! Skeletor and JLo don’t fuck. She got pregnant with the help of a diamond encrusted turkey baster. Only the best for her vag. JLo and Skeletor left the Dragon Tales twins at home last night to attend Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC.

Don’t get on JLo for wearing fur! That was a gift from Skeletor. He brought it back after a night of virgin blood hunting. Since she never wears anything twice, she’s going to have the fur turned into a pair of onesies for her twins. That’s if the poor fur didn’t get covered in her 80lbs of pancake make-up before the night was over. Does the woman apply her make-up with a slingshot? That shit is thick.

Tags: JLo, Skinny Bones Jones

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