Claymates Are Scary

The ultimate Claymate might have been found. Clay Gayken is currently starring on Broadway in “Spermalot” and one Claymate has already seen it 40 times. Seeing Gayken 40 times will make even the sanest person go nuts. Sources tell Gatecrasher that the women waits by the stage door for Gayken and the other actors.

One actor asked the woman why she loves Gayken so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, “He is the Savior.” A Savior to whom? A group of bear tops with blue balls?

A source said the woman starts waiting by the stage door at 9 in the morning. She tries to talk to anybody that will listen to her, “She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.” If you see this bitch, proceed with caution. She’s delusional enough to mistake you for Clay Gayken and hump you to death with her memaw vadge.

Actually, I bet you the crazed Claymate is Cynthia Nixon’s butch girlfriend in a lady wig. Well, she obviously has a taste for Ginger Dykes!