Skeletor Smokes?

April 15, 2008 / Posted by:

You would probably have to do a lot more than smoke cigarettes if you were married to JLo. Skeletor isnt looking that bad. He must have just had fed on the blood of a virgin. I’m sure that’s on the menu at Waverly Inn.

People seem to think that JLo looks so skinny after just having her Dragon Tales twins. JLo just knows how to cover that shit up. If you lift up her dress, there’s probably 10 layers of Spanx, twine, barbed wire, a wet girdle and a couple of Fly Girls holding her shit down.

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