Diamond Dogs

February 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

These are the most beautiful shoes I have ever seen. They are the most beautiful shoes I have ever seen, because they are worth $1 million. If they were Crocs I would still think they are beautiful, because I am a money grubber. Tell me anything is worth a lot of money and I pretty much will love it. It’s called being tacky.

Ever year Stuart Weitzman makes a $1 million pair of shoes to be worn at the Oscars. 1,800 diamonds were used to make the shoes. They will be worn by Juno screenwriter, Diablo Cody.

I hope she has the nerves for to wear them and takes a lot of Valium. I would constantly be giving side-eye thinking some crazy was going to run at me with an ax and chop my feet off. The security people assigned to her feet will be too busy checking out Angelina Jolie’s pregnant rack.

Wenn

Tags: Hotness, Talk Shows

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