Keep The Skirt Down

February 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Wino performed at the Brit Awards tonight where she once again brought her Betty Boop moves and heroin shake. She also kept pulling up her skirt and I was afraid I was going to see Wino’s winehole! I’m going to need her to autograph a few pictures, so I can trade it in for a bag of “Joey” and snort it before I see images of her coochie. Actually, give me that bag of Joey anyway. I’m watching her performance and it’s making me nervous. It’s like watching a lie detector graph go up and down. You’re not sure where it’s going to land.

She also performed with Mark Ronson along with Adele and Daniel Merriweather. She’s not in tune with the music, but I won’t hold that against her. I’m still entertained by her dazed eyes and acid cartoon moves. She also mentions Blaaake again! Get off the Blaaake dick Wino! I can guarantee you the dick don’t work. Especially after he’s ODed in the clink!

VIA ONTD

Tags: Amy Winehouse, Award Shows

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