Beth Covers Up For The Brits

February 20, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s fucking good to see Beth Ditto even though she looks like one big Nerf ball. I’m also a little weepy that she didn’t bring it all out for the Brit Awards and by “all out” I mean show her ass. I’m sure she will by the end of the night when she’s had too many Fuzzy Navels. That dress will be on the floor and I probably will regret what I wished for.

Also at the Brits tonight are Alien Princess RiRi in a dress by Reynolds Wrap. She’s fucking ready to be beamed up after this bitch. Also Kelly Osbourne who is basically shrinking into nothingness. She was with her family and her mother wore the same damn frock she always wears. Of course, Mark Ronson was there. He’s performing with Amy Wino tonight. He could be covered in elephant shit and I would still think he was a hot piece.

Tags: Beth Ditto, Kelly Osbourne, Mario Lopez, Rihanna

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