Mansinthe Tastes Like Shit

February 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Marilyn Manson has a new brand of absinthe out called “Mansinthe.” Clever. Epicurious rated the $41 per bottle booze and basically it tastes like Manson jizz. They said, “Did Mansinthe have what it takes to be a premium absinthe?…the answer is, sadly, no. The Number One problem was the aroma, which some verbally compared to sewage water or swamp mud, but with the exception of a lone taster, the panel felt it wasn’t really worth wading through the odor to get to mediocre flavor anyway. Sorry, M.M.” The better question is, how drunk does it get you?

Mansinthe is not legal in the US and they are only selling that shit in Switzerland. Where the hell can I get some legal absinthe in the US? Shit, even illegal absinthe. I’m sicker than a parrot’s dick and I feel like that would do the trick. I think I have some flu or shit, but now I’m craving absinthe. It will definitely cure me. I know this.

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day

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