The Alien Princess Has Landed
January 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Rihanna landed at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France last night wearing something from her home planet. She also showed off her newly cut hair. Whoever did it was in a damn rush. The back looks like it was cut using safety scissors. She needs to destroy the bitch that did that to her.
I really want the Alien Princess to train an army of dancing aliens to take down Tommy Girl and Xenu. She can do it. Think about it RiRi. Your help is needed.
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