Of Course She’s A Porn Star!

It was talent night on “Rock of Love 2” yesterday. Bret’s girls had to perform their greatest talent. Some sang, some did kung fu or some shit and my little Angelique did the only she knows how to do….be a whore! Angelique brought out some sugar-free chocolate mousse and smeared it on her implants and then licked it off. I once saw a pigeon on the street eating a dead pigeon and it was sexier than watching Angelique jiggle her breasts. That being said, she’s still the most interesting chick in the house. I’m just underwhelmed by all of them. They need to drink more and slut it up more! This is “Rock of Love 2” not Masterpiece Theater!

Thankfully, Angelique stayed one more week. I’m guessing she stayed, because Scientists don’t know how to kill the skank parasites living in her body. They need her to find the antidote. That’s the only reason I can think of.

And in case you didn’t know, Angelique is a porn star. She claims to be 25 and will do any scene you need. She won’t do anal though. She’s classy like that. Click here to see Angelique’s page on her agent’s website. It’s NSFW. I mean she’s sticking dildos in her cooze.