No Jail Time for Paris

January 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, Paris Hilton will not serve any jail time for DUI charges. The piece of trash pleaded no contest and decided she would rather cop a feel deal than fight. Paris was given 36-months of probation, a $390 fine and she must attend an alcohol education program. Alcohol education? Do they teach you how to make cocktails? I like that, sign me up!

Paris was arrested on September 7, 2006 in Los Angeles on suspicion of DUI. If she completes 40-hours of community service, her probation sentence will be reduced to 24 months.

NOT FAIR! Homegirl should’ve received life in prison with no paroll! Not for the DUI thing, but because we’re forced to look at her bird beak and wonk eye daily!

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