Crack Kills

Damn, those photographers get all up in there. Mischa Barton wore tights and still managed to let the cheeks spread. Thank doody that the photog didn’t get closer or we’d see her dirt star. I’m not about seeing Cisco Adler’s business all up in that nonsense.

You Know This Thing Will Kill You In Your Sleep

This Japanese commercial above featuring a robotic cat is truly creepy. Have any of you seen Cat’s Eye? I bet you that’s what this cat is trained to do. Frightening.

Courtney Love Was Punk’d!!!

Yesterday, a rumor that Courtney Love was in talks to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol swept the internet. UsWeekly reported that Courtney received a call from Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe to possibly guest judge on American Idol and possibly replace Paula. Courtney confirmed the call, but wouldn’t say anything else.

Nigel said today, “I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them.”

So who called Courtney? A source close to her said her ass was pranked! Ahahaha!!! You know it was Paula Abdul! Didn’t Court wonder why Nigel suddenly sounded like a drunken piece of trash?!

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He Lives!

I haven’t seen KFed out and about for a while. He’s currently in Miami for what else….Super Bowl. Here he is today with DJ Irie at the Delano. I’m guessing he’s staying at the Motel 6 since he probably can’t afford the Delano.

Courtney Love Can’t Even Get a Date on the Internet

Courtney Love tried to find love on eharmony.com, but was left frustrated when she didn’t past the website’s personality test. This is what she wrote on her website. I’m not sure it’s in English, but you get the gist of it.

“Gurss what? After an hour plus of this thing they tell me that two percent of thier ‘Cliermnts ar elike me and there was noone for me.”

GURSS! I love that. Is she using Dlisted’s spell check? Most likely. Why did this ho choose eharmony?! I would’ve figured her for a Nerve girl. Poor Courtney. Maybe Pete Doherty will get dumped by Kate Moss again! They seriously are a match made in crackhead heaven!

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Firing Paris Hilton is Probably Better Than Sex

Paris Hilton has been told to gets the steppin’ by a Florida nightclub owner. Fred Khalilian opened two nightclubs called Club Paris in Orlando, FL and Jacksonville, FL in honor of the piece of trash heiress. He has fired her, because she failed to show for scheduled appearances.

Fred said, “She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?” Paris didn’t get off to a good to start. At the opening of her club two years ago, she showed up six hours late. Fred said the club will now be based on the city of Paris and not the whore of Paris. He is holding a contest to find the new face of his nightclub chain.

Paris’ talking turtle, Elliot Mintz, said, “I’m certainly disappointed to learn of Fred’s unfortunate comments. We shall address his statements at the appropriate time.”

I’m surprised that Club Paris is still open? Who the hell would go to a club like that? It should be a crab shack not a club! I’m not even joking.

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