Night Crumbs

The rumor that Prince William cheated on Duchess Kate with her best friend has made it across the pond and landed on the cover of InTouch Weekly. Great. Thanks, InTouch! Now while I’m waiting to buy chicharrones and a six-pack of little wines in the checkout line at the grocery store, I’m going to hear someone’s auntie say, “I wonder if he told his mistress he wanted to be her Kotex like his dirty dad did.” All aunts call tampons “Kotex.” That’s a fact  – Lainey Gossip 

Your life has been made if your kink is seeing John Cho in a skinny blue suit and with a body wave perm – Pajiba

Elle Fanning is giving you Prom Skipper – Popoholic

Greyson Chance, that boy who came out on Ellen, is 21 years old now. Yes, I just looked in my chonies and all my pubes turned grey and fell off – Towleroad

I’m just here for the PUPPEH (the actual puppy) – Drunken Stepfather

And yet, that $1 polyester JT Leroy wig still looks better than Kristen Stewart’s Twatlight wig – Socialite Life

Gordon Ramsay is somebody’s father again – SOW

And Amber Rose is going to be somebody’s mother again – Just Jared

Pic: InTouch Weekly