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August 21, 2018 / Posted by:

While working long-haired guinea pig hair, Jennifer Garner got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. At the ceremony, Jennifer said, “Everything that I love and that truly matters to me is sitting in this box over here.” In the box was her family, friends, Bryan Cranston, Steve Carell, Judy Greer, a picture of Ben Affleck’s back tattoo (since his mid-life crisis gives her life), a coffee cup from the Brentwood Country Mart, and some of her favorite paps to call. No, the last three weren’t in the box, and neither was her heartmate Victor Garber! If Jen and Victor Garber broke up as friends, then friendship doesn’t exist and every heart-shaped BFF pendant needs to be destroyed – Lainey Gossip

Aaron Eckhart’s butt chin should really be higher up on this list of butt chins, because that’s a butt chin you can go balls deep in – Pajiba

Duchess Meghan’s attention whore leech of a half-sister claims that Bravo offered her a reality show, and if that’s true, then I need to slow clap for Bravo for finding a way to be even trashier. TLC must feel so inadequate – Reality Tea

The lesbian-hating troll who Kelly Clarkson responded to spelled it “dikes,” so maybe they don’t hate lesbians, they just hate flood walls – Towleroad

To quote RuPaul: Darkness cannot exist in the presence of Phoebe Price’s poultry nips – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Marie Tran wrote a New York Times op-ed piece on exactly why she said “bye bitch” to the racist trolls of Instagram – Just Jared

LISA TURTLE!SOW

Post Malone had some private plane drama today – People

Maybe it was North West who wanted to sit at another table because she didn’t want to be seen with a plastic mess who looked like a python eating a bag of silicone – Celebitchy

Fly your Sharpie brows at half-mast today, because Stefan Karl Stefansson, who played Robbie Rotten on LazyTown, has died – Metro UK

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