In this clip from Tastefully Offensive, which stars Instagram model Ganmo the Persian cat from Japan, the role of me is being played by that lazy pussy and the role of life is being played by that cat toy. When life hits me in the face over and over again, I think about getting up and taking that evil bitch on, but then I realize that doing so requires energy and a little thing called “giving a fuck,” so I just take another nap.
Ganmo’s human filmed and uploaded a video of him being a lazy hero to lazies everywhere by refusing to get up as a toy slaps him in the head over and over and over again. That toy is an “interactive pet camera and teaser” that costs $229, so Ganmo’s not the one getting screwed, his humans are. They spent that much money on a toy that Ganmo couldn’t give one fuck about.
But seriously, RIP to Ganmo’s humans, the phone they used to record this, that toy and the makers of that toy. Because they will feel Ganmo’s wrath for their part in committing pussy abuse. Ganmo will git them…. as soon as he finishes taking his 985th nap of the day.