Night Crumbs
Amber Rose got her 36H chichi bags reduced to a smaller size today, because I guess she’s sick of hearing her back bone slowly crack as she hauls around those two tons of titties. But I hope this doesn’t affect her lucrative contract with those strapless boob squeezers she hawks on Instagram, because those videos are hypnotizing. They’re my vertigo spiral – Celebitchy
“Hello, welcome to Nineties Raver Cafe, I’m Marion and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Lainey Gossip
How do you say “You in danger, girl” in Russian? Because I don’t want to know what’s going to happen to these Russian cadets for busting out a scene out of a twink porn parody of Police Academy – Towleroad
Err, somebody should tell NeNe Leakes that she and some of the other Housewives have already gone so low that they’re practically touching the earth’s core – Reality Tea
Who cares about Kendull Jenner when there’s a vision of pepaw dandy fabulousness next to her? – Drunken Stepfather
The things you do for views, like taking a bath in gold face – Hollywood Tuna
When The Mighty O met The Mighty Queen – OMG Blog
These poop knife people should use their poop knife to open up a box of Fiber One. But maybe they should wash their poop knife first… in bleach and acid – Pajiba
Delusional as ever: Meghan Markle’s half-sister is – SOW
Naya Rivera won’t face any punishment for allegedly beating on her estranged husband because he told police he doesn’t want to press charges – Just Jared
Pic: Instagram