Night Crumbs

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Amber Rose got her 36H chichi bags reduced to a smaller size today, because I guess she’s sick of hearing her back bone slowly crack as she hauls around those two tons of titties. But I hope this doesn’t affect her lucrative contract with those strapless boob squeezers she hawks on Instagram, because those videos are hypnotizing. They’re my vertigo spiral – Celebitchy

Hello, welcome to Nineties Raver Cafe, I’m Marion and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Lainey Gossip 

How do you say “You in danger, girl” in Russian? Because I don’t want to know what’s going to happen to these Russian cadets for busting out a scene out of a twink porn parody of Police AcademyTowleroad

Err, somebody should tell NeNe Leakes that she and some of the other Housewives have already gone so low that they’re practically touching the earth’s core – Reality Tea 

Who cares about Kendull Jenner when there’s a vision of pepaw dandy fabulousness next to her? – Drunken Stepfather 

The things you do for views, like taking a bath in gold face – Hollywood Tuna

When The Mighty O met The Mighty QueenOMG Blog

These poop knife people should use their poop knife to open up a box of Fiber One. But maybe they should wash their poop knife first… in bleach and acid – Pajiba

Delusional as ever: Meghan Markle’s half-sister is – SOW

Naya Rivera won’t face any punishment for allegedly beating on her estranged husband because he told police he doesn’t want to press charges – Just Jared

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