Night Crumbs

September 21, 2017 / Posted by:

The case of hillbilly dickmatization that Gwen Stefani is suffering from is much, much worse than I thought. She went out in public wearing Vans with Blake Shelton’s face on them. How dreadful. Today, I bury the 15-year-old me who thought that Gwen Stefani was the coolest being in the world. I swear, hillbilly bro dick really should come with a warning label – Lainey Gossip 

Goopy Paltrow and Chris Martin’s one-time private chef tells the world what we already knew, which is that their stomachs are always quoting Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors by screaming, “FEED ME!” – Celebitchy

It turns out that another woman hasn’t made the mistake of getting engaged to Ex-Countess LuAnn’s leftovers, yet – Reality Tea

You can thank Trump for why Megyn Kelly has infiltrated the Today show – Towleroad

I barely know who Emmanuelle Chriqui is, but I thank her for being on my team! Or she could be on the team of one of the other 16 trillion Michaels in the world… – Popoholic

Either I’m real hongray or January Jones’ nipple really does look like a frosted cherry drop cookie underneath that sweater – Drunken Stepfather

Julian Assange’s boo is serving Dollar Tree Marilyn Monroe for the paps – The Nip Slip 

Brit Brit Spears looks like she’s off to shoot a Crocodile Dundee porn parody called Cockodile DundeeHollywood Tuna

This trailer for the new Peter Cottontail movie is so awful that it makes me wish that Alex Forrest will get a hold of him – Pajiba

I know The CW is on a budget, but do they not have enough coins to get Archie a Lyft? – Just Jared

One good thing came out of Taylor Swift’s new song: it brought those bald panty creamers Right Said Fred back to us – SOW

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