Night Crumbs

August 4, 2017 / Posted by: Allison

Kevin Hart and his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish showed up to the LA launch of his mobile comedy streaming service, Laugh Out Loud. I wonder if Eniko is smiling like that because she made him wear one of those little child leashes under his suit? You know, to prevent him from accidentally wandering off into the backseat of a car with anyone – Lainey Gossip

Katie Price walking around in furry slippers is my favorite Katie Price – Drunken Stepfather

Jenny Slate has moved on from talking about Chris Evans, to talking about talking about Chris Evans – Celebitchy

Basically what I’m getting from this is that none of Luann D’Agostino’s fellow RHONY cast members were that shocked her marriage bit the dust – Reality Tea

Selena Gomez is giving the body language and wardrobe of a bored housewife paired with the face of a bored chipmunk – Hollywood Tuna

The time machine from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me was real, and Heather Graham stole it (that’s the only way I can explain how she appears to be aging backwards) – Popoholic

Take your pick: a half-naked and shredded Ryan Reynolds or a half-naked and shredded Josh Brolin – Towleroad

The current most-watched video on YouTube has nothing to do with cats, puppies, or anyone getting hit in the nuts. What a disgrace to the medium! – Just Jared

If this American Horror Story theory is true, then I expect a season to be set entirely in the lesser-known 10th circle of Hell: a busy Walmart on a Saturday afternoon – Popsugar

All these horrible reviews of Kidnap are doing nothing but making me want to see this glorious disaster – Pajiba

Here’s Rita Ora using her arm as a makeshift bikini top – The Nip Slip

The penis of a YouTube “star” has allegedly hit the internet – (NSFW) OMG Blog

The trailer for Kevyn Aucoin: Beauty & The Beast In Me is here – Jezebel

Dannii Minogue is officially the best female rapper from Australia, and she can thank Iggy Azalea for setting the bar so low – Boy Culture

RIP to Drew Barrymore’s forest of eyebrows, we hardly knew ye – SOW

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