Open Post: Hosted By The Peahen Who Should Be Imprisoned For Life!!!

June 7, 2017 / Posted by:

I am not the one to judge a drunk trick for getting a little messy in a liquor store on a Monday morning, but this bitch went way too far.

The saga between the peahen (which is a lady peacock, I know, they should call them peacooches) and the liquor store all started when she strolled into Royal Oaks Liquor Store in Arcadia, CA.  There’s a lot of peahens and peacocks living in Arcadia, so seeing one shouldn’t be a shock. But Rani Ghanem, the hot manager of Royal Oaks Liquor, told LAist that he’s never seen one in real-life before and didn’t know what to do. Rani immediately called the cops (read: animal control) on the peahen. That’s honestly a serious case of species profiling. In the peahen’s defense, she didn’t even do anything wrong at that point. She was probably just looking to see if that place carried Whispering Angel.

When the animal control officer arrived, that’s when the horror show began. The animal control officer used a net to try to catch Lindsay Lohen, but she was not about to spend an entire day in a cell while waiting for one of her friends to bail her out. So she jumped from the officer’s net and as she flapped around, her wings (WARNING: If you’re a drunk mess like me, spare yourself and don’t read the next upsetting news) knocked over several bottles of wine and champagne, breaking them. She was eventually caught and escorted out of the store.

Since that bird doesn’t have money and obviously can’t pay for the booze she broke, Rani said that he’ll just take the loss, which is $500. Going through the trouble of getting the money back through insurance isn’t worth it to him.

I do feel a little sorry for that peahen, but she didn’t have to go and commit mass wine murder like that. But I also blame Rani for getting the cops involved and the animal cop for waving that giant net around. All he had to do was do what my friends do when they want my drunk ass out of their sight. He should’ve just thrown a can of wine out the door and watched as that mess waddled on after it.

Pic: CBS2/YouTube

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