Shia LaBeouf Is Serious About His French Fries, Really Serious

April 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Here I was thinking that Shia LaBeouf’s days of acting a mess in public were behind him and he was channeling his anger into his ART, but he’s still out there, ruining everyone’s night with his antics. TMZ has video of Shia blowing up at the staff of a Jerry’s Deli in L.A. after a witness says he was “pounding back beers” for 3 hours. That ugly scene would’ve been a beautiful scene of peace, love and unity if only Shia pounded back Pepsis for 3 hours.

Shia was allegedly drinking it up at Pinz bowling alley, which is connected to Jerry’s, in Studio City, CA when he got mad about french fries. Shia filled Jerry’s Deli with the steam blowing out of his ears when he screamed at a bartender about french fries. What I got from the video below is that the biggest box office star in Burnley, England got his asshole in a tizzy while thinking that the bartender refused to serve him french fries. Shia doesn’t only lose it about french fries, he accuses the bartender of wanting to hit him in the head with a Grey Goose bottle and calls the dude a “fucking racist bitch.”

As to why Shia called the bartender a “racist bitch,” I don’t know why and TMZ doesn’t know why. Maybe Shia thinks that the bartender only serves french fries to French people and he doesn’t think that Shia, who is half Cajun, is French? This question may never be answered, so be prepared to ponder about it for the rest of your life.

Here’s the video of Shia LaDouche going full Shia LaDouche before getting kicked out.

Shia apparently still had his bowling shoes on when he got kicked out, so he had to go back inside to get his regular shoes. That would be the worst. You go out in a blaze of fuckery and then get outside, look down and see borrowed bowling shoes. Melodramatic exit ruined!

E! News asked Shia’s rep for his side of the story. They haven’t heard back yet.

French fries are and should be serious business. I agree with that. But even I draw the line at this kind of reaction. I love french fries, but not enough to possibly spend the night in a jail cell for them. I am not ride-or-die for french fries. Onion rings, on the other hand…

And unless this is Shia doing artistic commentary on racism and the importance french fries, someone should probably leave a trail of french fries from his house to an anger management class.

Pic: TMZ

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