Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Serving Up “One Big Happy Family” Realness For The Paps

March 27, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been almost two weeks since Ben Affleck publicly thanked his “co-parentJennifer Garner for supporting him as he spent time in rehab for booze addiction. And about a week before that, there was a rumor that Jennifer had thrown her plans to divorce Ben onto the pile marked “Not Right Now,” because they were trying  to work things out. Well, here they are laughing, smiling and cheesing it up on the pap stroll like old times.

While still looking like ten layers of rough, Ben was papped yesterday leaving a church in L.A. with his co-parent and their kids. This has to be the greatest acting job I’ve seen both of them do. I mean, look at how happy and smiley they are. Jennifer looks like she just remembered that Ben’s got a douchey van mural tattooed on his back, and Ben looks like he just temporarily forgot that he’s got a douchey van mural tattooed on his back. It’s not natural to look that happy when you’re leaving church. The times that I have gone to church, I leave looking tired (from sleeping through most of the mass), scared (from watching my abuelita throw hot side-eyes of rage at me for sleeping through mass) and traumatized (from hearing about how my soul will probably burn, along with Lucifer’s ass warts, in hell).

Either they’re acting or they skipped church and went straight to the stroll. Yeah, that’s probably what they did.

Pics: Splash

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