Night Crumbs

Natalie Portman’s got the likes of Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts campaigning for her, so she’s probably going to win two more false idols: a Golden Globe and an Oscar. So prepare your soul for an encore of Natalie Portman’s laugh (extended cut) – Lainey Gossip 

Jude Law, father of many children, says that you aren’t living unless you’ve got family and kids. Okay, that’s great for Jude, but I can get drunk and watch an R-rated movie without worrying about a kid bothering me, and to me that’s living! – Celebitchy

When the world ends, the only things that will be left will be roaches and brand new LOVE Advent videos – Drunken Stepfather

Those wooden stairs that Kourtney Kartrashian is lying against have more life and charisma in them than her – The Superficial 

Remember when it was reported that filming on Krapping Up the Kartrashians stopped after Kim got robbed? That was a lie. Shocking, I know – Reality Tea

Oh, it’s just Fergie Ferg pushing out a fart in Maui  – The Nip Slip

I’m happy for Maybelline’s first ever dude model, but when is a cosmetics company going to hire Harald Gloockler?! – Towleroad

I didn’t know that Martin Scorsese has a baby daughter – Hollywood Tuna

Megyn Kelly might cause the end of Days of Our Lives – Jezebel

I am only here for the soothing nightingale voice of Blair Cramer from One Life to Life – Pajiba

Naomi Campbell says she was attacked in Paris in 2012 – Popsugar

It’s fitting that Serena Williams’ engagement ring is the size of a tennis ball – IDLYITW

Even in death, Carrie Fisher brings the brilliance and laughs – Just Jared

Tilikum, the killer whale from Blackfish, has died – Consumerist

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