And one second after Jabba the Trump stuck out his finger to say, “I’m with stupider,” Kanye’s hungry, hungry booty hole latched onto that thing before completely swallowing up that charred dildo in a baggy suit. If only….
TMZ says that Kanye West is back on his meds after allegedly having a mental breakdown, and last night he flew to NYC with his medical team and Pimp Mama Kris’ leased piece Corey Gamble to interview psychiatrists that can help him whenever he’s on the East Coast. Well, the meds are clearly sugar pills provided by Dr. PMK, because this morning, he met with a level 10 attention whore whose throbbing and pus-stuffed ego maaaaaaay be bigger than his. Giving Donald Trump a compliment gives me the wet shits, but I have to slow clap for him for creating a building that’s strong enough to hold in those two Mars-sized egos.
E! News says that the winner of the 2016 presidential election invited the winner of the 2020 presidential election to his lair at Trump Tower today and probably because he knows that if he dangles a shiny famous trick in front of the media, they’ll temporarily forget about all that other stuff. I would say that Trump and Kanye probably just took turns licking each other’s assholes during their meeting, but they were probably too busy licking their own. After the 15-minute-long apocalypse-summoning meeting, Kanye and his candidate-of-choice busted out a photo-op for the media, because wasn’t that the whole point of this mess?
— CNN (@CNN) December 13, 2016
E! says that Trump is interested in making Kanye an “ambassador of sorts.” I’m sure that’s the exact title that Trump wants to give Kanye. Ambassador of Sorts. But really, Trump already hired one black guy, he’s not going to hire another! He doesn’t want to go crazy now. I’m sure the real reason for the meeting was that Trump wanted to ask Kanye to perform at the inauguration. That’s actually not a bad idea, because think of what a beautiful moment it would be if Kanye performed Gold Digger for Donald and Melania Trump’s dance. I don’t even want to know what Trump would ask Kanye to perform for his dance with Ivanka Trump (SPOILER ALERT: a cover of N.W.A.’s I’d Rather Fuck You).
And here’s Kanye looking like a Payless Sisqo in NYC last night: