Night Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge and Future Princess Meghan haven’t been together for that long, but a source (aka one of THE QUEEN’s shiftier Corgis) tells UsWeekly that he’s already said, “I love you.” Hmmm… Are we sure that PHG said them to Meghan? Are we really sure that he didn’t say those words to a bottle of Grey Goose that just so happened to be next to her on a table? – Lainey Gossip
Now that St. Angie Jolie is mostly out of the picture, Brad Pitt and George Clooney’s beautiful bromance is blooming again – Celebitchy
Bella Thorne or that chick from Paramore? – Drunken Stepfather
Bethenny Frankel tweeted about trying to adopt a 5-year-old girl – Reality Tea
Okay, but in Brit Brit Spears’ defense, I doubt Larry King even knows who Kathy Griffin is and he’s sitting right across from her – The Superficial
Since Jennifer Aniston’s hard nips are always making an appearance on the pap stroll, I’m disappointed that she hasn’t found a way to use them to market a product like Aveeno erect nipple cream, or something – The Nip Slip
Pictures of Nick Jonas’ cum gutters are already splattered all over the internet, but tell me more about this 48 hours of sex stuff…. – Towleroad
Anna Kendrick’s Playboy spread looks more like ads for Imodium – Hollywood Tuna
If your parents voted for Trump, Michael Shannon thinks you need to declare yourself an orphan, cut them off and come over to his house for Thanksgiving. That’s what he meant, right? – Pajiba
That sun on Natalie Portman’s bump scares me – Popoholic
If this hot gardener ever needs someone to whack his weed, I volunteer as tribute – Boy Culture
Frank Ocean used the word “lagniappe” when talking about why he doesn’t want to fuck with the Grammys. I just…. – Jezebel
Presenting… Lana Del Cyrus – Popsugar
Michael Douglas apologized to Val Kilmer for telling the world that he has throat cancer when he doesn’t – Just Jared
When you’re at the pool and have to get to a formal event real quick, take a tip from Ariel Winter and just throw a baggy suit over your two-piece and call it good – IDLYITW