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July 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Katy Perry calls Orlando Bloom “Lando.” The only right response to that mess is Billy Dee Williams throwing a third-degree side-eye as Lando CalrissianLainey Gossip

Oh whatever, I’m sure Melania Trump has a PhD in gold digging, a masters in shopping and a Bachelor’s degree in copy + pasting from Trump University – Celebitchy

Meryl Streep is probably going to join forces with Emily Blunt again for that Mary Poppins sequel that doesn’t need to exist  – Jezebel

Goopy Paltrow wants to consciously uncouple from Goop one day and that’ll be a dark, sad time, because who will enlighten our minds with pieces about pussy steaming? – The Superficial

Irina Shayk looks sweaty, confused and bored while wearing a crucifix. That was pretty much me every time my abuelita dragged me to church – Drunken Stepfather

I bet that someone got bitched out by Uncle Andy Cohen…. – Reality Tea 

Only Bai Ling could be the epitome of demure opulence in a dress-thing made of vacuum belts – Egotastic! 

Nicole Scherzinger’s face looks different – Popoholic

“Torturing fish” is another thing that Lindsay Lohan is doing while yachting in Italy – SOW

Tyler Posey probably didn’t come out as gay, but he did come out as a troll – Towleroad

You now know where to go if you ever want a free shower – Hollywood Tuna 

Hillary Clinton’s got a hot nephew whose eyebrow game is very Count Chocula – Boy Culture

A topless Melania Trump mural exists – IDLYITW

No. – Just Jared

Yes! – Popsugar

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