As I said in Night Crumbs on Friday, my dog has the sicks and he’s still down and out, which is why I’ve been MIA most of today. I know he’s really down and out, because while driving in the car this morning, an Ariana Grande Latte song played and he didn’t even have the energy to throw me a, “Bitch, why aren’t you changing this shit. I’ve been through enough,” look. I was at the vet with him for a huge chunk of the day and he’s still there. While we were waiting to see the doctor earlier, I was scrolling through pics on my phone and my eyeballs got a serving of Nicole Kidman and Jude Law at the NYC premiere of their movie Genius last night. Don’t worry, I covered my screen while looking at these pictures. I didn’t want my dog to get even more sick from looking at Nicole’s “Miss Kitty after getting ran over by a wagon while going to a funeral” dress. That would be cruel!
So this will be my last post of the day and tomorrow may be a lighter day for me as well, depending on how things go today. For now, I leave you with more pictures of Jude smuggling two bottles of rum in those wide ass pants and Nicole wearing what looks like a messy fight between a goth ice skater’s costume, a slutty toddler’s funeral dress and a black bordello lamp. None of them are winning. These pictures also proved to me that Nicole Kidman is un-meltable, because she’s standing that close to Jude’s piping hot burnt skin and there’s not even one drop of water trickling down her ice face.